"Don't tell Grandma!"

So even though I am grown-up, sometimes if I do things I know my Mom wouldn't approve of (like eating a cookie at breakfast), I tell Mylie "Don't tell Grandma!" So yesterday morning I was drinking a diet coke with my breakfast (it had been a long night) and told Mylie, "Don't tell Grandma." She asked why not and I explained to her that it isn't really healthy to drink soda for breakfast. She said, "OK Momma, I won't tell her. Only me and Jesus know."

Crap. Busted.