Conversations I never thought I would have until I had a 3 year old boy ...

• Please don't wiggle your naked bum in the dog's face.
• No weed wacking in the house.
• No rolly pollies in the kitchen.
• Please don't use your privates as a machine gun.
• Boogers are NOT snacks.
• You don't need to talk about motorcycles in every prayer.
• No, you don't need to take your shirt off to wrestle. 

That boy keeps me on my toes.  But I sure love him!