Hi Mom!

Hi Mom,

I just wanted to remind you of some of the naughty/boy things I have done this weekend. I know it was your day off on Friday and you thought that meant a relaxing day. You should know by now that I had something else in mind. Someday you will laugh at these things, so this is to help you to remember ...

• I found the eggs you hid in the fridge. I thought that instead of cracking them on the kitchen floor, it would be fun to crack the whole pack in the living room on top of the dog kennel. While I was at it, I thought I would add a little milk to them. You have got to start taking faster showers Mom.
• You know that big gallon pitcher of nice cold water you keep in the fridge? I thought it would go better dumped out on the kitchen floor. It is too bad that they don't make a fridge lock that I can't break.
• Mom, remember when you started my bath water and then you were busy cleaning up all the water on the counter that Mylie spilled? Remember how when I heard the water running, I pulled my shorts and diaper off, came running down the hall, and stood and peed on the carpet? That was awesome.
• I know I am not supposed to get in the fridge, but I got kind of hungry so I got the Costco sized block of cheese out and just started taking bites off the end of it. I may have given Bosco a bite too. It was very tasty.
• Mom, remember how I had to go to time out in my room for unplugging the TV? I didn't know that you would get mad if I pulled the mattress off of my bed and set a chair up next to it and practiced my jumping/landing skills.
• It was funny when your cousin Matthew was staying here this weekend and you made a giant breakfast for us all. Remember how you gave me ketsup for my eggs, but instead of using my manners I just used my spoon and ate ketsup for breakfast. Yum yum.
• Then remember how when anyone squeezed the ketsup bottle and it made a noise I giggled and said "Dadda!!"

Mom, I don't know why you are so insistent that I take a nap or why you are so tired at the end of the day. You know that as soon as I climb on your lap, say Momma and grab your face and pull it to mine and give you a big kiss on the lips you are going to forget all the naughty things I do. I'm sure I'll have more "memories" for you tomorrow.

Hugs and kisses,

Bubba